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"Sir, how can we justify killing civilians on our own soil, Sir?" asked the private in a desperate tone.

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To rescue my daughter from the undead, I needed to find a way to disguise myself

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For years, I've been afraid to weigh myself, knowing I'd feel so ashamed of the number I'd see.

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In a moment filled with divine light, Jesus regained life and prepared to leave his tomb.

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Throughout the world on Halloween night, millions of trick-or-treaters dropped their candy and attacked their parents with sharp and gleaming knives they'd brought from home.

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As I slowly opened my eyes in the hospital, I was relieved to realize that I survived the horrible attempt on my life.

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I was riding the bus, texting my friend whom I had met on the internet, to let her know that I would soon arrive at our meeting place.

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My wife hates that I keep jumping out and scaring her

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I perform autopsies.

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My brother always told me to knock before entering his room.

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
"Sir, how can we justify killing civilians on our own soil, Sir?" asked the private in a desperate tone.	24
To rescue my daughter from the undead, I needed to find a way to disguise myself	24
For years, I've been afraid to weigh myself, knowing I'd feel so ashamed of the number I'd see.	24
In a moment filled with divine light, Jesus regained life and prepared to leave his tomb.	24
Throughout the world on Halloween night, millions of trick-or-treaters dropped their candy and attacked their parents with sharp and gleaming knives they'd brought from home.	24
As I slowly opened my eyes in the hospital, I was relieved to realize that I survived the horrible attempt on my life.	24
I was riding the bus, texting my friend whom I had met on the internet, to let her know that I would soon arrive at our meeting place.	24
My wife hates that I keep jumping out and scaring her	24
I perform autopsies.	24
My brother always told me to knock before entering his room.	24